Ha! Apparently, the whole Britney Spears getting secretly married last Saturday was all a fake, says US Weekly. Now, I normally wouldn’t know this, but it is on tv right now as breaking news (Good Day Live). She gets married. She gets it annulled (or was it divorce?). Now she gets married, but not again, and it is supposedly to take attention away from their real October wedding. Who the hell cares?

Dude, it’s not like she needs the publicity. But whatever.

Siri, I am going nuts. I cannot find your damn package. There is no way that it got sucked into the netherworld. I have had it for almost a year already, and I can’t believe that now, when I was serious about sending it to you, I can’t find the damned thing.

Shalea, I am also looking for the other part of your package. Do we see a trend here?

Tension and stress is thick at work as we all sit around waiting to see who is getting hired. Nobody has any idea, and our stress level is just so freakin’ high. And morale? Completely the opposite. *sigh*

What do we want to do for our bdays guys? Letty, do you ever read this? As far as I am concerned, I think we should wait til you come back majorxero. Then we can have our annual September Babies Chusma party. And Shalea and Carlos will be there in spirit. What to do, what to do?