Molly Ringwald? Cool!

I find this terribly amusing, and majorxero beat me to it.

My LiveJournal Sitcom
All My MagicalObizuth (UPN, 10:30): MagicalObizuth (Molly Ringwald) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but kiwisc (Rene Russo) eats them all. On the other side of town, av_mags (Uma Thurman) and hpana_cheeser (Rosie O’Donnell) find a lost terrapin at a diner. The next day, tabithajones (Tobey Maguire) hires obsedian4 (Orlando Bloom) to perform pantomime at a party. Later that day, geoffdilly (Jimmy Fallon) can’t find jamiewine (Jackie Chan)’s novel and pretends it was never missing. Also, the_letter_box (Kevin Sorbo) cheats on a test, and kaptainsnot (Michael Keaton) finds out. (Part 2 of 2.)
What’s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)