Ganked from skylanth

This was too much fun!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Why did nasubionna cross the road?: To give me some more Sirius love!!
What will be norus‘s last words?: Just one more cup…
Can lalagimp do a headstand?: I’d be truly surprised if she could!
It’s all scarah2‘s fault, isn’t it?: Never!
What do you most envy about andromeda_night?: That she is about to start college. Those are some fun times man.
Who would win in a fight between purple_equator and philosophus?: Even though philosophus has some really great locks, purple_equator grew up with a wrestling little brother. I would hope she could kick his butt!
What kind of underwear does halogirl8 wear?: Sessy thongs, prolly.
When was the last time you talked to xonomei?: Last week.
If emcue and andromeda_night were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?: Oh man, two alpha types. Me?
After a cataclysmic war, whom would you pair with puckher to repopulate the Earth?: I’ll be nice and say Sirius. But only because it is a catastrophy. And then they’d still have to share him.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?